Sooooo, dis weekend was fun/funny wtf. Saturday night dis dude we met(used as our drop) from a previous party offered 2 take us (Myself and my friend ) to a soca fete, cool. So in the party dude like corbeaux on my ass so i decided to lean against the stage and dance. Get the hint predator like dude? Apparently not.So i had to buff him. On the way home, after 5am, I'm in the back seat n i notice the car takin a detour. Im quiet, my friend goes, ammm where we goin? He says matter of factly :Brandons beach 2 skinny dip' face straight continues driving. I wanna buss out laughin eh. So friend is like umm no pal take us home. Vex no ass he spins the car around speeds, passes my house str8 so im like excuse! He said "I go drop u after" which imo makes no sense. Drops her off n she is like call me when u inside. After i disembark he tells me hold up. Oh can i get your number? Im like i doh have a fone, while fone in hand. He goes im a good guy i go take u out. I yawn like yeh umm i sleepy. Im goin inside. Dude is vex. He is like u see me, now too early n i was lookin 2 have a good time, Im goin to d strip club!
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lawl, but be careful!! What if he jump youuu??? You would have beat him with your fone? :(
Na he was nothing over 4 feet and the only body weight he had was approximately 2 lbs of hoodie. Trust me from the moment he swung by the beach strangling him by hoodie strings jumped into mind
Scene scene :D
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